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This will put a little kick in your step. Watch out clear your nostrils and yep I'm still loving life, stronger than ever. I have been told it will put hair on your chest, or burn it off. Either way, I'm all set.

Freshly made horseradish - homemade

Grandpa's horseradish roots


Lemon juice

Sea salt

Olive oil

Apple cider vinegar


If you are brave....peel this horseradish beast until your eyes burn and you can't peel anymore. Think about how many years of brave men and women are out there being jerks and why and ask yourself why the hell am I doing this? Then think about all the times you wanted to be stronger. Then remember your grandpa and grandma who lived until their 90's because this shit will keep you alive. Then look in the mirror of your life and tell them it's going to be ok. Then when you are done being weak, try again, and again. Until the world is happy again and you are strong enough to put this shit on everything. Especially in winter.

Blend until the horseradish looks like the picture below, adding a little water at a time. Open the blender top and hope your can breathe and not burn your eyeballs off. Take a break, breathe, wipe the tears away. Go do it again and again until you can't take it anymore.

Then when you are done, add in the lemon juice, apple cider vinegar, olive oil, and some sea salt because you'll really be begging to see straight by now....ahhrrghg. Just put in as much as you want of those ingredients. Maybe a splash of each until it is nice and smooth.

Then when you remember where grandpa's ball jars are, put them in those because that is your heritage, your memories and your legacy to keep you going like the GD energizer bunny.

12 jars or so filled up with years of horseradish memories and pain. But in a good way.

Thanks Mom & Dad

Love Faye

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